CAR RIDE, 2008
Animation

Duration: 3.16 min

This work is about how something looks very often different from how it actually is.
One beautiful Friday in early March I put my lovely wife and two wonderful kids in our Honda Civic and we took a ride to spend a heavenly weekend in a country side...

 

CAR RIDE

I don’t fucking simply know what to do

Because every single thing I try to do

Sucks

And this woman next to me, I mean my wife

She sucks too

She is sooooo boring

And sooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaa annoying

And she never likes what I do

But I don’t give a shit

Because I don’t like what she is doing, too

And my kids

They just drive me mad

With their noise

And their bloody hyper-super-mega-power energy

But I am afraid that this is actually my own energy

Because they suck my energy

They are two great little vampires

Fuck

I am a loser

I am such a biiiiig bloody incredibly enormous loser

And so very absent minded

That I constantly forget everything

Eve – ry - thing

Everything I need to do

This is the fucking middle age crises it can’t be anything else

My hair is falling off

Really really off, off, off

And the bloody teeth, they are falling off as well

And my ears they don’t hear

And my eyes they don’t see

And my favourite drink is camomile tea

Oh my God I can’t believe how stupid I am

I am so absolutely and completely fucked up

I don’t think this is all very normal

This is rather disgusting

And also very funny I must say

Of course-of course-of course in a very perverse way…

Because

I don’t fucking simply know what to do

And every single thing I try to do

Sucks

And this woman next to me, I mean my wife

She sucks too

…

Shit